Tom's House of Awesome CVEs


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Did you see that the U.S. is no longer funding the national security CVE program?

I’m glad to see they’re doing away with the “neutral third party” and going with a free market solution.

I’m starting my own CVE service. Here’s my price-list:

  • Regular CVE’s: $1,000 evaluation fee
  • CVE’s where you get to pick the number: $10,000 (though certain numbers will be sold at auction… how much would you pay to be responsible for CVE-69?)
  • Special packages:
    • $100,000/year and your company’s products will get a lower severity.
    • $10,000,000/year and all CVEs related to your product will be rejected as irreproducible.

I accept Bitcoin, Venmo, and cash in unmarked envelopes slid under my door.




Tom Limoncelli

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