Archive 2021
Don't make me use Cisco WebEx
Here are my rules for using Cisco WebEx.
read moreFun With Shipping
I have to blog this so that when people say “that can’t be true” I can point to this blog post.
read moreThe Minimalist Headset Solution
I got sick and tired video conferences being delayed by audio problems. I know that a lot of times it is a problem on my end, but I think everyone has had audio problems. How did I fix it? I got rid of any feature that caused me trouble until I had a trouble-free headset experience. Spoiler alert: I had to eliminate nearly all features. The purpose of this blog post is to provide links so that people can purchase the same equipment I now use.
read moreCory Booker Teases Tuberville Over Defund The Police
Senator Cory Booker just did something awesome.
read moreNumberwang (all videos)
VMware WorkspaceONE Notifications are a crime against productivity
VMware’s WorkspaceOne has an annoying feature on macOS where every time it does an update you get a notification. This steals my cursor, interrupts my work, and breaks my concentration.
read moreCommonly misused business metaphors
I keep hearing people misuse metaphors, or say them incorrectly. Here’s a list of them.
I’m considering building a website that lists metaphors and their correct use. In the meanwhile, this blog post will have to do.
read moreVim n.n.n.n.n.n.
What does “n.n.n.n.” do in Vim?
read moreHBO's Integration Test Email
You’ve probably read about HBO’s ‘Integration Test’ Email. Just what is an “Integration test”?
read moreDisability Advice
Years ago a co-worker noticed something about our company’s disability policy.
read moreTodoist: First impressions
I’m considering switching to Todoist. Here are my notes as I try to use the techniques in Time Management for System Administrators which are collectively called The Cycle.
read moreI no longer answer customer support surveys
I no longer fill out customer support surveys.
read moreFake panic: How to get customer support to listen
Do you WANT to get paid?
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Stack Overflow Is Hiring Azure SREs
Looking for SRE’s with experience in the Microsoft stack!
read moreISPs Against Fast Internet
This is my webpage for tracking teleco executives trying to ruin the internet.
read moreMy Connection to Alexander Hamilton
Thanks to my MIL’s exhaustive genealogy research, I can now say with certainty that my house was built by Alexander Hamilton’s wife’s third cousin twice removed.
read moreDear Sen. Joe Manchin
Dear Senator Joe Manchin,
read moreShould I run for Governor?
Here’s my thinking…
read moreMy response to the anti-Brexit people
To the person on Redit who called the Brexit plan obviously poorly concocted.
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What Is Yak Shaving?
What is yak shaving?
read moreGOP attempt to add a 'January Exception' to the constitution fails
An attempt to add a “January Exception” to the U.S. constitution failed yesterday as GOP leaders could not muster enough votes to pass their bill. The 44-to-56 vote was a major victory for constitutional originalism, law and order, and other concepts that the GOP used to believe in.
“I’m disappointed in the result.” said Joe Embez, “How could I be convicted of stealing from my employer when I don’t work there any more?” said Joe Embez, who’s embezzlement trial begins next week. Joe stole $5 million dollars from his employer before quitting five days later.
read moreHow should SaaS providers charge for training?
The other day a vendor added $6k of “training” to my quote. Here’s how insulting that is.
read moreBimodal Politics
Politics in the U.S. is bimodal.
read morePrepare for the worst: Part 1, WW1 and Germany
Copied from Facebook. Not written by me. I’ll have commentary later this week.
read moreIt Was Trump, Not Antifa
Dear friends of mine who support Trump:
Your “it was Antifa” claims have all been disproven, but it did buy you an additional 12-24 hours to come up with some other cover.
Good job! Your strategy worked! …but not for long!
read morePowerShell and NAPTR DNS records: Part 2
I think I’ve identified the bug in PowerShell’s handling of NAPTR records.
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